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Will Rogers
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General
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Action
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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2
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Will Rogers
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Humor
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Humor
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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3
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Will Rogers
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Humor
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Caution
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
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4
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Will Rogers
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Humor
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Gossip
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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5
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Will Rogers
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Humor
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Caution
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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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6
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Will Rogers
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Humor
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Caution
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Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
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7
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Will Rogers
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Humor
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Annoyance
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It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
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8
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Will Rogers
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Humor
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Peer Pressure
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Always drink upstream from the heard.
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9
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Will Rogers
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Humor
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Anger
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When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
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10
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Will Rogers
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Humor
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Learning
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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11
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Will Rogers
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Humor
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Silence
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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12
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Will Rogers
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Humor
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Marriage
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There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
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