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Author
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Category
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Subject
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Content
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1
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Will Rogers
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Humor
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Humor
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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2
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Sacha Guitry
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Humor
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Humor
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
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3
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Aristotle
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Humor
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Humor
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Wit is educated insolence.
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4
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Aristotle
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Humor
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Humor
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
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5
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Charlie Chaplin
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Humor
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Humor
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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6
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Steven Wright
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Humor
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Humor
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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7
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Groucho Marx
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Humor
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Humor
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I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
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8
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Unknown
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Lds
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Humor
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Our 5-year-old son came home from Primary one day singing "Keep the Commandments." We overheard him sing, "Keep the commandments, keep the commandments, unless there is safety, unless there is peace."
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